<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\x3d16099677\x26blogName\x3dPoker+Twitch\x26publishMode\x3dPUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\x26navbarType\x3dBLACK\x26layoutType\x3dCLASSIC\x26searchRoot\x3dhttps://pokertwitch.blogspot.com/search\x26blogLocale\x3den_US\x26v\x3d2\x26homepageUrl\x3dhttp://pokertwitch.blogspot.com/\x26vt\x3d-8559443394795756848', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Repost from Veneno's Comments Section

Veneno: Come on DP..if I paid you..it would have to be better than that! I would make you come up with say a list of 10 reasons why Twitch will need luck..or something..lol

Why let someone else get credit for this? I'm doing to do this myself!

Joe said...
Top 10 Reasons Twitch Will Need Luck Against the "Mighty" Veneno

1: She's been in tournaments that have lasted longer than he's been playing poker.

2: He still has to look up starting hand selections in "Poker for Dummies" and gets timed out 75% of the time because of it.

3: He sometimes forgets he's not playing lowball resulting in a hand showdown of 9 8 6 3 2 thinking he's got a good chance of winning the Low hand.

4: She knows he's never even played Lowball.

5: He can never remember which is higher a straight or a flush.

6: She knows pot odds.

7: She realizes that there are more betting options than min bet and all in.

8: She can managed to IM, Talk, Listen, AND play poker at the same time.

9: She's actually played live poker before.

10. Because with names like Poison and Twitch the Poker Gods have already made their choice quite clear.

The Top 1 Reason Veneno Will Need Luck Against Twitch

1: He's dangerous because he's a little stupid.